Sunday, June 28, 2015

Venice, San Francisco, high finance, rare coins, a mystery and fun characters.  The Secret Doge by Joe Hess is the first book published by our Family (if you don't count the family cookbook, which was a massive achievement in itself).  Joe had fun writing this novel while waiting at the DMV, in doctors' offices, while watching the San Francisco Giants and generally during otherwise down time.  Think Dan Brown but replace the Vatican with the US Treasury.  Alexander Hamilton is mentioned, the former mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown, is mentioned.  Politicians are villains. Some aspects of the book are very deep, while others are pure beach read.  Check it out on Amazon--it is an ebook --although you don't have to have a kindle to read it.  I have free kindle software on my ipad.  And if you read it and like it, please rate it on Amazon. I give it 5 stars.  But then I have a close relationship with the author!
Link to The Secret Doge

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Busted by Microsoft at NANOG 61

Now that I have retired twice I enjoy a bit of travel with my spouse especially if he is going to be at a conference in a nice place on my birthday.  Two years ago we were in Vancouver in June, and last year we were in New Orleans.  In fact, last year my birthday was celebrated with a band parading down Bourbon Street, all part of the conference entertainment. Joe quite openly brought me as his spouse, and the hosts were gracious in allowing me to attend the parties.  While he was at the conference I toured the city.

Not so this time. The conference was in Bellevue and catching a tour of Seattle was logistically difficult. No problem.  There were 250 shops only a step away from the hotel.  On Monday evening we ate dinner at a sushi restaurant and then dropped in on the party, had a drink, watched a comedian, and turned in early.
On Tuesday evening we set out for the party at a chain brewpub planning another early evening. Not to happen. This party sponsor was Microsoft. The young ladies at the door wanted to see my conference badge. We explained the usual spouse situation and one of them left with her phone to consult a higher being. Nope, this was a closed event. There were hints that I might be a journalist or corporate spy rather than the little old lady. I appeared to be.
We were chuckling as we strolled down the mall back to the hotel.  We had set the protocol for the evening, knowing there would be other spouses turned away also. Along the way we saw one of joe's colleagues who also had no badge. He muttered something about talking to Microsoft about getting in, and ducked into a nearby skyscraper.  Before he disappeared he mentioned a good Irish pub around the corner.
So I celebrated my birthday in an Irish pub, what better place for my Irish self.  As I sipped my glass of wine (Guinness would be going too far) I reflected on the fact that somehow in the town that Bill Gates built, the Evil Kingdom had sensed my iPhone and iPod and iPad carrying self and busted me. Dinner was delicious.

Monday, April 14, 2014

New Orleans March 24-28, 2014 Day One Ginny and I arrived at the airport in NOLA about 5:30 on Monday evening. We knew Barbara’s plane was late so we hopped a cab and checked in at the Hotel Mazarin, on Bienville Street in the French Quarter. The hotel, formerly the St. Louis Hotel, is finely appointed with several central courtyards, a helpful staff, and serves a full breakfast in a room facing the courtyard. I highly recommend the hotel. Ginny and I adjourned to the 21st Amendment, the hotel bar, for our complimentary drink. I had a Sazarac, a cognac based signature drink of NOLA. Strong! After Barbara joined us we walked to Bourbon Street, half a block north,wearing half a dozen mardi gras beads around our shoulders. I had brought 7 lbs of beads from California (another story), resolved to enter into the NOLA spirit by giving them all away. Bourbon Street was a little wild for a Monday, with hundreds of men in suits outside one bar. Obviously a convention. We disposed of our beads and headed for Remoulade, the casual venue associated with Arnaud’s. We were seated immediately and enjoyed shrimp creole, jambalaya and other local dishes for about $15 a plate. Unforgettable moment: Ginny and Barbara tripping over my suitcase as they tried to move it to keep me from tripping! Day Two We had opted for the Crescent City package rate, so the first morning we set out for the city tour, which boarded at the Gray Line kiosk at Toulouse and the River. I had low expectations of a bus tour but was pleasantly surprised by the knowledge of our driver/guide, Sylvester. He was born in NOLA and his enthusiasm for its heritage and people was infectious. A highlight of the trip, as we had 15 minutes (just enough) in a historic graveyard, saw the Garden District and the City Park, and viewed the Katrina damage and restoration. After the tour we strolled Jackson Square, and on the recommendation of the tourist office, ate lunch at Antoine’s. Their lunch special for $20.14 included a choice of appetizer, entrée, and dessert. Oysters, pork loin stuffed with crab and bread pudding. Yum. After a rest at the hotel we returned to the 21st Amendment for a drink and live music, speakeasy style. Five pm found us at Café du Monde for café au lait and beignets, also on our hotel package. Dinner this night was at Bourbon, just down the block from us. A huge tourist restaurant with large parties adjacent to us. Food and service mediocre. Enthusiasm still high. Unforgettable moment: all that powdered sugar. Day Three Our second tour on the hotel package was on the steamship Natchez. It was interesting to see the river, especially after we found a warm spot for viewing. Brrr. After the cruise we adjourned to the nearest warm spot, Chartres House, for drinks and fried green tomatoes, in front of the fire. That afternoon we took the green trolley to the Garden District. In an ideal world we would have planned lunch at Commanders Palace and walked the district admiring the architecture. I an ideal world we wouldn’t have waited an hour for the street car either. But the experience in people watching and the “real New Orleans” was great. BTW, the first stop is NOT on St. Charles but around the block on Carondelet. If you find yourself near the Roosevelt Hotel (used to be Fairmont) in the same neighborhood as the street car, their signature restaurant Domenica, is wonderful esp between 3 and 6 pm when the pizza is half price. Joe and I ate there three times on our last trip, me for the octopus salad, him for the pizza and roasted cauliflower. Day Four The hotel concierge, Janet, recommended the tour company Cajun Encounters, which happened to be the one I had read good things about on the web. We took the two plantation tour, which I highly recommend, although I would have liked a bit more time to poke around. Laura was the name of the Creole Plantation, which was very interesting. Oak Alley was different, antebellum, and more what one would expect from all those movies. After the tours we shopped Royal And Chartres Streets, and arrived at Kingfish for small plates and happy hour (3 to 6 PM) I had two plates, a wonderful yellow beet salad, and some shrimp. Day Five It rained, buckets, as expected. Fortunately we brought umbrellas, and it slacked up when we walked to the LA State museum in the Presbytery (rectory) next to the cathedral on your RIGHT facing the cathedral. Downstairs there is a wonderful Katrina museum that took you through the entire event and ended on an uplifting note about the city of NOLA and its residents. Upstairs was a museum on the history of Mardi Gras, very beautiful and informative. After that we split for the airport. BTW a cab ride is $33 for up to three people. A shuttle is $20 pp but takes a long time. We found the people of New Orleans to be warm and friendly. As Sylvester pointed out on our city tour, that is one of many endearing characteristics of this resilient city.

Monday, August 02, 2010

Cash for Appliances Fraud?

April 22 was Earth Day, the day that California began its cash for appliances program, and the day I bought a new refrigerator. It was delivered on April 28, the day I filled out the rebate forms and mailed the forms in, certified.

Today is August 3, and I have not seen my rebate. I have called twice, and each time been told "two more weeks". Immediately after my call last week I was sent a post card saying that my forms were incomplete, lacking a purchase date. Of course the purchase date was on the purchase order to Home Depot. Either no one looked....or maybe they just don't want to pay me the rebate....because when the money runs out, the program is over. Just how long can they delay payment? And is it because the state is collecting interest on that fund? Or is it greed and corruption on a more human level? Or is it simple incompetence?

Surely I was one of the first to submit an application. Are there hundreds of thousands of applications also unpaid? Where is the money?

Friday, June 18, 2010

Hacker Redux: A Fable

He was not a good fit for the job. He was different from everyone else in the company. When they were tall, he was short. But on days when they were short, he stood out like a redwood. He had the wrong name, no one could pronounce it. But then he couldn’t pronounce their names. He was doomed.
He first figured out that the match was not good when they sent him to a part of the world where bombings were a daily affair. The airline lost his luggage, and when he went to the shopping center to buy pants, a shirt, and underwear, nothing fit. The next day the shopping center was bombed. But he was already in the air, on his way to Dubai, to a conference. He didn’t see the wondrous sights of Dubai because traffic was gridlocked. So he presented his paper in frigid air in a no name hotel wearing ill fitting clothes that had barely escaped being blown up. It was not a good trip.
His product, a black box, was used to hack into websites, both in his own country and overseas. In fact it was produced overseas by a country that then sent it to his country so that it could be sold to the enemies of the country that produced it. Only he thought this was very strange. Once, the producing country sent the box without the outer plastic housing that would conceal the maker’s trademarks. When the box reached the enemy country, having been routed through his company, the enemy country wouldn’t allow it though customs. Only he saw the irony of deception unmasked.
Many of the others in the company, the too talls or too shorts, couldn’t travel to the countries where they were selling the boxes. Most couldn’t get visas. Many were afraid of being caught in the spy game. So they told him to go instead. He pointed out that he owned clothes that had almost been bombed and he didn’t want to get any closer to being bombed. He refused to go back to the country where his clothes had come from. There were three bombings on the day he would have been there.
Enough was enough. He left the company. But enough was not enough for them. They monitored his address, corrupted his files, wouldn’t let go. And so he found himself in the curious position of having the very product he had promoted turned on him, invading his life and family. Life on the run was not fun. They read his email, they read his wife’s email.
He had a long and glorious career in the Valley. Baby blankets for his children that came with a note signed “Bill and Dave”. He was always at the cutting edge of the next big thing. Playing in the sandbox of high technology. He would not be defeated by this technology that had slipped over the edge of patriotism. The world had changed and borders were compromised, he could handle that. This was no longer about the country or even the company, it was about him and his family.
He learned to become a mole, working in stealth mode, under aliases, unknown, sometimes forgotten. He began to use a MAC. A hacker himself.